skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

I’m seriously gonna cry

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

so disappointed/frustrated/unhappy rn

artisticazurite:

oh no
pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

i bet the hogwarts tuition is killer tbh

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST
sodomymcscurvylegs:
westernflashenglishclass:

gabrielajane:

westernflashenglishclass:

train-to-win:

gabrielajane:

Guys…. I met George Morris cause he judged our Regionals and he signed my order of go 😍😍😍😍

*scribble scribble* why can’t people make their signatures more recognizable?

I’m kinda more interested in the horse names Netflix

That’s one of Nick Haness’s. He gas on named #Selfie and LinkdIn too

And that is why I should never be allowed to name a pon